On the Button

So luckily, I still have not developed an outtie. To be honest, I’m not even sure how it can even happen. As I told my friend Thommy, the skin around my flatten belly button is so thin, if I did developed an outtie, it would be translucent…like a balloon. I guess I could then make a couple of extra bucks working the kiddie party circuit – tying it into different shapes, like a poodle or a daisy.