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Now, when I think "take care of the problem", I mean safely remove the snake -- even if that means resorting to violence. Evidently, "take care of the problem" to Chris means cuddle up with the reptile.
Obviously, this is not a poisonous snake, nontheless handling it with one's bare hands doesn't come to mind.
Just so you know, momma's little man, Parker, watched from the safety of the car. Smart boy.